My instruction are VERY clear! My owners are moving!

Listen! If you're still living in the suburbs-why? Honestly, it's practically medieval. What you need, darling, is this FABULOUS solid concrete townhouse in the heart of Freemans Bay - yes, Freemans bloody Bay!

K' Road or Ponsonby Road? You decide, darling! Are we feeling a touch avant-garde and edgy? Or are we leaning rose-fueled boho brunch? Either way, you're minutes from the action-heels optional, attitude mandatory.

Three levels of divine living, 2 double bedrooms, 2.5 bathrooms, and a double garage, makes for the perfect first home, lock and leave or investment property.

Still commuting? Still working from the kitchen table? Now here's the kicker: there's a perfect ground-floor space for a home office-ideal for running your empire, Zooming in silk pyjamas, and yes, there's even a guest toilet down there, so your clients never have to trek upstairs, how convenient!

And pets? Of course! This complex is pet-friendly, because Fluffy deserves fabulous too with loads of local walks moments away.

Bonus, it's double-glazed-so even when the world's falling apart, it's all peace, prosecco, and Patsy-approved silence inside. You won't have to lift a finger-everything is done. All you have to do is move in, toss your designer bags on the floor, and pour yourself something bubbly.

It's not just real estate, it's a lifestyle.

Signing off Patsy and Eddie.